Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried offer somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little a bit personal with the beast, leading some nervouschuckles. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and clips have quickly gone popular online.

• It's unclear
• chose Alcatraz
• people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention

Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.

Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!

The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these giant lizards runnin' here free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.

• Make America Great Again !

Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is diving into a pen full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.

What could ever go wrong?? Only time will tell.